noobjake:

funniest president of all time

(via momentarypureobsessions)

slutsneverdie:

wait omg this is literally the perfect boy. tan, buff but not too buff, pretty face, perfect hair fjlkdsgheslkfj OMG WHO IS THIS I NEED HIM 

  • me: I wish I had nice legs
  • me: I wish I had a nice bum
  • me: I wish I had a nice stomach
  • me: I wish I had nice hips
  • me: I wish I had nice boobs
  • me: I wish I had a nice face
  • me: I wish I had nice skin
  • me: I wish I had nice arms
  • me: I wish I had nice hands
  • me: I wish I had nice feet
  • me: I wish I had nice hair
  • me: I wish I had nice nails
  • my body: lol no

johndavesexual:

fun fact did you know that hell’s national anthem is actually a five year old playing ‘hot cross buns’ on the recorder

(via her-mind-isinparadise)